THE TWITTER SOCIAL NETWORK PHENOMENON   July 29th

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As the smoke clears and the gay marriage debate can no longer be used as a diversionary tactic in order to avoid talking about bigger issues, isn’t it time this matter was settled once and for all? One of the basic fundaments of The American Way is democracy freedom and liberty for ALL. So what about minorities in all of this surely they come under the “ALL” banner don’t they?

For me the gay marriage issue is just a band aid for a severed head. It’s just a drop in the ocean and one small step toward the equality that gay people should be enjoying as a right and not just some afterthought. It really does have to be all or nothing including, pension rights, immigrations rights, inheritance rights, the whole caboodle. Just allowing certain equal rights is not total equality it is just appeasement.

Civil partnerships are really just a cop out and clearly are just a way toward enabling society to make us feel included. I have to laugh when certain less informed individuals think gays wanna get married to mimic their heterosexual counterparts. It’s not about a piece of paper it’s about the right to choose how we live our lives and to be able to have the same rights and choices as everyone else.

It certainly doesn’t help that in the U.S each state has there own laws and by laws and some federal laws supersede others.  Let’s face it some states you are still allowed you to marry your cousin, as long as he’s not gay of course.  The change needs to come from the top and although it may take a while to trickle down, surely this has to better than allowing a state by state decision. It sounds so crazy that some overpaid politician can decide who I can marry.

I can fight and die for my country but I can’t marry someone of the same sex. Go figure. Don’t even get me started on don’t ask don’t tell. We live in the most amazing most advance country on the planet but on some fundamental level we can’t seem to grasp the basic concept of equality. I am heartened by the Obama administration and its commitment to change and although I am frustrated by its pace, I trust in his ideology and process, but will continue to monitor action.

Those opposing gay marriage have some weird and wonderful reasoning for doing so, including it attacks the fabric of American society, I mean W.T.F? Marriage is between a man and a woman, Marriage is a sacred institution (and of course heterosexuals never breach that sacred bond) and the list of craziness goes on. Kathryn Rogers can marry a bigot, but I can’t marry a man now where’s the justice in that? I can no more change my attraction to men than she can change her attraction to bigots.

All joking aside the bigot in question makes no bones about his feelings on gay marriage, hence my frank response to his opinions. Limbaugh seems to hate everything and everybody. He says marriage is not a right it’s a responsibility which may explain why he does it so often. His anti gay jibes are clearly designed to provoke controversy which is even more startling as he says he believes people are gay from birth and have no choice in the matter. He says gays shouldn’t be demonized in society by anyone, so why not shut your fat trap for a change then Limbaugh?

As an openly gay man I do not require anyone to legitimize my lifestyle or make me any more acceptable. However you dress up hatred it is still hatred and when your likes and dislikes affect my civil liberties then you risk my wrath. I do not hate you for disagreeing with me but I do feel I have a responsibility to educate you in the process. It is my right to live and to love whomever I please. Even religion shouldn’t be a bar to gay marriage and the control it tries to exercise in this matter is nothing to do with God.

Gay marriage can and does work and has clearly worked in Europe. Denmark has had gay marriage rights for nearly 20 years. None of the arguments against gay marriage hold up to scrutiny. Faulty reasoning leads to fear and misconception and I wonder who’s rights they will try to take away next. It seems that Andrew Cuomo has pledged to make gay marriage a priority in New York State. He believes the legislature could approve a bill as soon as 2011. Gov. Paterson ordered recognition of gay marriages performed elsewhere however it seems several obstacles still remain, like joint tax filing etc.

Five states and one district (Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, Vermont, New Hampshire and District of Columbia) have legalized same sex marriage to date. California did and then it was repealed with prop. 8. Some states offer Civil Partnerships but they do not include the same rights as heterosexual marriage. It really does have to be all or nothing equal rights across the board.

You don’t pay fewer taxes as a gay person or pay less rent or even work less hard, and there is an urgent call for equality. Apparently the Coquille Indian Tribe in Oregon also grants same-sex marriage so maybe the answer is to avoid reservations by moving to one. The fight for equal marriage rights have been going on since the early 1970’s and even with the politically divisive sensitivities, I pray that common sense will eventually prevail.

Peace and Luv, Xan x

http://thequeertimes.com/2010/07/gay-marriage-debate/

The Gay Pride Festival or LGBT (Lesbian Gay Bisexual & Transgender) Pride Festival as it has become latterly known is an international celebration of gay culture and all things queer. The message is clearly about being proud of who you are hence the name Pride which is used as an antonym for shame which has been used to control, oppress and generally fuck us over for long enough.

Pride was born out of the Stonewall riots in 69 when the cops in New York City performed raids on bars till the gays fought back Vive la revolution and quite right too. Pride has increased the presence and voice of gay people both locally and on the world’s stage giving us a bigger voice in life the universe and everything. The rainbow flag proudly flies outside of gay bars and organizations and is the symbol of Pride.

The very first Pride march was in 1970 and was proposed by Craig Rodwell. Along with his partner Fred Sargeant, Ellen Broidy & Linda Rhodes they championed the resolution for a march every year on the last Saturday in June to commemorate the Christopher street demonstrations. It was called The Christopher Street Liberation Day. This became the first Pride march which is now celebrated annually around the world.

I think it has to be said we owe a real debt of gratitude to these guys as it has been a fore runner to claiming many of the rights we have today. As a small town boy attending my first march it was a real proud moment for me. I walked down the street and blew my whistle for all of the world to see. Clichés aside I really felt proud to be gay as I’d had to hide it for so long. The beauty was we all came together for that one day, gay, lesbian, black, white, trans-gender, drag queens, bears, leather queens, and families.

I remember on the march seeing people I knew some of whom where shocked to see corporate Xander in make up and stillies camping it up as gay as gay could be. I really didn’t care I was on cloud ten and the march was just the beginning.  Even the cops who lined the route where congenial and posed for pics with every mo in a 5 mile radius with a yen for men in uniform.  The final venue was like a fairground with a pop concert and sea of people for miles and miles waiting patiently for their favorite gay icon to grace the stage.

As a performer I have shared the stage with many A’listers and pinched myself to ensure I wasn’t dreaming.  Getting to perform for the gay community on mass was an amazing buzz. Some disinterested and eager to see the A’ listers, some with that come on impress me look, but most like me happy to be there and to share in a celebration of not only their God given sexuality,  but their right to be exactly who they where and not to have to apologize to anyone for it.

Pride is an amazing and inspiring festival which has many different meanings, memories for those of us who are gay, bi, Trans, heterosexual or undecided. It is there to enjoy and embrace and is a reminder to actually be proud of who you are. No-one can give that pride to you, but many will try to take it away. As we march and dance and enjoy the festivities remember those who have been instrumental in enabling our right to celebrate. If you see me at the festivities blowing my whistle, be sure to say hey.

Peace and Luv, Xan x

http://thequeertimes.com/2010/06/proud-pride/

So here I am on my soap box again folks. Yet another situation has pissed me off to the point I am seeing red and snatching the laptop to scrawl another commentary on today’s hypocrisies and shockable occurrences. So who’s got Xander’s goat today I hear you say, surely not one of the “Twat Pack” (Sarah Palin, Glenn beck, Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney) again? Well yes and no.

As you may know Rush (Big Mouth) Limbaugh recently married the lovely Kathryn Rogers 33, an events co-coordinator 26 yrs younger than himself. Although I am left wondering what attracted Miss Rogers to multi millionaire Limbaugh, this is not my beef today. So my beef is very simple. Why oh why on Gods green earth would an openly gay singer and activist play the wedding of a openly homophobic hater.

Well my dear friends for the sum of $1000000.00 our dear Elton John who we have supported throughout the ups and downs of his career, performed at Limbaugh’s wedding. The phrase sellout springs to mind among other less polite exquisite phrases. I mean really it’s not like he needs the money. I have heard all of the excuses including you can’t afford for sentiment in business, and maybe he wanted to bridge the divide, and other such pukey ridiculous excuses.

Frankly as a singer no amount of money would have persuaded me to perform for Limbaugh and his child bride. For someone who has attack the gay community continually even suggesting gay fetus’s should be aborted, it’s a joke really for him to even request Elton’s presence least perform at his wedding. Let’s not forget that this isn’t the first time Elton sold out the gay community. He did a duet with Eminem who is known for his controversial gay bashing lyrics and apparently they are still friends.

And as the song says Sorry seems to be the hardest word as there is no sign of an apology or even an acknowledgement that any wrong doing occurred. Surely if nothing else this has to be a deal breaker as to how much support we give to those who say one thing but do another. Hypocrisy of any kind is bad but this to me is particularly abhorrent. I am not suggesting you burn his albums or protests at his concerts but I think for me my level of support has dropped.

Finally for me the other insipid thing about this whole debacle is that only some states in the US allow gay marriage, however Limbaugh could have married in any state as there is not a clause that prevents “fat mouthed nasty assed idiots from getting married” Elton you have lost my respect. I am disappointed that as someone who has enjoyed the love and respect of the gay community over the years, you just screwed us again. The candle in the wind just went out.

Peace and Luv, Xan x

In an age where practically anything goes very little surprises me. Reality T.V is a rather odd concept that surprisingly drew me in. Although I cannot sit through an episode of John and Kate plus 8, (Kate minus John equals fun) or even attempt to watch Jersey Shores with such lewd characters as Snookie and The Situation (OH PERLEASE) The Kardashians really has me hooked.

I’m not exactly sure what the allure of The Kardashians is for me and before you ask it no it’s not just that Rob is hot or that I’m trying to work out which one of my Grandmothers friends Bruce will resemble this week. I think it’s more about escapism. Whilst my life is pretty exciting being a Z-List celeb I guess the trappings of the Hollywood socialite speaks to me in a way that sparks my interest for 30 minutes a week.

 Although the show is clearly staged as no-ones life is that dramatic except maybe mine it kinda keeps your attention. If Kim isn’t obsessing about her latest accessory then Kris is thinking up new ways to emasculate her man and controlling her family. Bruce Jenner, lovingly referred to as Kruce Kardashian is a former Olympic athlete who is better known for his bad plastic surgery and a one time appearance in the Village People movie, you can’t stop the music.

The siblings Kim and Khloe share a penchant for black football players. Kim dates the hunky Reggie Bush, who plays for the New Orleans Saints and are rumored to be tying the knot. Khloe, is married to Lamar Odom who plays for the Lakers and all I can say is girls does either of them have a gay brother and any chance of kicking me an intro?

Kourtney is dating the roguish Scott Disick who after a period of separation reconciled with the Dash doll in Florida and got her in the family way.  The Long Island native is now the proud father of Mason and I guess there will be no smooching going on there for a while. Kourtney is also co owner of clothing outlets Dash with Kim and Khloe, and Smooch with Kris Jenner.

Rob (Robert George Kardashian Jr.) is the youngest of Kris’s brood to Robert Kardashian Senior now deceased who was one of the team of lawyers for the O.J trial, the first one that is. Rob dated Adrienne Bailon a New Yorker of Cheetah Girls fame, well that is till he cheated on her.  Until Khloe got married they hadn’t spoken for over 6 months and when Rob tried for reconciliation he found out she had a new beau. Poor Rob, love him or hate him you surely have to feel a little sorry for him.

Finally there’s Kendall and Kylie who are Kris’s children to Bruce Jenner.  These girls are really coming into there own and are gonna be a handful if there older sisters are anything to go by. They will be the next generation of reality T.V stars and I’m sure there will be yet another offshoot of Keeping up, then again we may all be surprised an find that they have some discernable talent other than having famous relations or just looking good. Bruce has 4 other children from previous marriages and Brody Jenner is seriously sexy.

This team of hoi polloi celubutantes wows us weekly with tales of lost dogs, fights, broken hearts, fashion shoots and all the glamour, glitz and trappings of life on the brink of Hollywood. It has frighteningly replaced anything that resembles true talent and although it masquerades as entertainment it is scarily entertaining.

Reality television started out as a cheap way to make a T.V show and really caught on but is it at the expense of legitimate shows? Keeping up with Kardashians like it predecessor The Osbourne’s can surely only have a limited shelf life, but I am sure it will be a springboard for the careers of those involved. Watch this space for my reality show “Making It” which will be available for syndication very soon. Keep it up Kim Kris and the Krew, and give my love to Rob x

Peace and Luv, Xan x

TABATHA'S SALON TAKEOVER December 13th

Tabatha Coffey is a world renowned Australian Hairdressing guru with inimitable style and eye for what for works in the world of salon success and etiquette. Her TV show Tabatha’s Salon take over is absolutely addictive. I saw the first series when time permitted but now with the aid of DVR I don’t miss a trick.

So in a nutshell the show is about salon owners whose businesses are not doing so well for whatever reason and want things to change. Tabatha observes the business practices, stylists and the general goings on in order to troubleshoot and identify ways to improve the business and general functionality.

The clue really is in the title of the show. She really does take over and she takes no prisoners, and she takes no shit. Those who are clearly resisting change and some of them really do get upset at being challenged see her balls of steel. The business is made over, the salon is made over and attitudes really do change for the better.

I can honestly say although I don’t know the first thing about hairdressing I see the clear methodology of the process and the end product is a high functioning, profitable  salon with staff that are given a kick up the ass in order the get them moving. I have to say part of the allure for me is the fact that Tabitha’s style is so hands on and she looks amazing. I triple love strong women. Any chance of a trim Tabatha?

For those of you who have been unfortunate enough not to see this diva in action I urge you to check her out on Bravo, Tuesdays 10/9C. Set your DVR now.

Love & Peace Xanx

JOE THE HOMOPHOBE May 7th

So for those of you that didn’t already know I am gay, homosexual, fruity, a guy who likes guys, etc and very out and proud. Shock horror, “Oh Xander we thought you where dating Kourtney Kardashian” (Nope that was just a rumor, but I am kinda crushing on Rob right now) Well as you can tell from my tone I’m a little pissed, and I don’t often swear in my journalistic undertakings.  

Cast your mind back to the US election race where Johnny Mac and Palin trundled every sad republican wannabe possible onto the main stage in order to boost their flagging campaign. JoeWurzelbacher, AKA Joe the Plumber who became an overnight sensation (yeah) as the average Joe, has recently said in an interview gay people are “queers” and he wouldn’t want them near his children.

Frankly I wouldn’t wanna be near his children if they have evolved with the same discriminatory attitudes as their father. Frankly it’s a bloody cheek to infer that because you’re Gay you shouldn’t be near children. It’s archaic and is clearly designed insight hatred, which is concerning as his comments where to a Christian magazine. Where is the Love Joe the Homophobe?

Whilst I believe in freedom of speech I feel that we really have to be very careful and concise about what we say and how we generalize about people and sections of the community.  It is doubly insulting to hide behind God, and even hide behind the GOP with such outbursts. I am heartened by the fact that educated people are able to separate between fact and dumb assumptions and the irresponsible mumblings of a wannabe tradesman.

Diversity is what makes America great and what tears at the fabric of its greatness is the unwillingness to live and let live. We don’t have to like everybody or even agree but we do have to co-exist and not be apologetic for who we are. As with most haters Joe said “he has had friends who are gay” which is typically the response of someone who needs to plaster over bias.

So Joe the Homophobe yes as you ineloquently stated the dictionary does show that controversially SOME people use the word “queer” to refer to gay, lesbian, bisexual and trans gender people but it’s mostly considered in polite society to be derisive terminology. Maybe more derisive than “Homophobic Wannabe” but I will leave that to individual interpretation.

Love & Peace Xanx

RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE March 23rd

For anyone who didn’t see RuPaul’s Drag Race on Logo/VH1, honey ya really missed out. Check the listings for repeats or go out and find the DVD right now. I kid you not this was the best TV in ages.

This show was a breath of fresh air and the most original reality series I have ever seen. It managed to take me through the range of emotions I laughed, I cried, I bitched and I grew accustomed to these Drag babies that Diva RuPaul birthed forth onto our screens.

The idea of the show was for the contestants to embody the qualities displayed by the lovely Ru and via a series of interesting and diverse challenges to prove to us they where America’s next drag superstar. Start those engines boys and may the best woman win.

The contestants where all very interesting individuals with there own stories to tell. I associated with them all on one level or another and had my favorites marked out very early on in the game. I loved Miss Nina Flowers, as both himself and as a performer was very beautiful and his inner beauty shone through. Miss Glasscock although stunning bared her teeth far to often for me.

I was equally transfixed by Shannel, Bebe and Ongina who brought there own brand of personality to the mix. I am so glad I wasn’t a judge on the show and I really didn’t envy Ru having the final decision of saying shante you stay or sashay away. Ru was super fair throughout. The judges where all very succinct in there summations and I unusually was in agreement 95% of the time.

My favorite challenges had to be the girl group challenge and the video challenge on the final episode and as you can imagine as a singer I really wanted to get in on that part. It came as no surprise who the final three where Nina Flowers, Rebecca Glasscock and Bebe but to be honest they where all winners in my book and displayed an amazing level of talent, beauty and charisma. Watch this space!

RuPaul’s phraseology cracked me up throughout and at the beginning of each challenge she said “Don’t fuck it up” very to the point me thinks. In the reunion show I was running to the printer to make a T -shirt that read: RuPaul says “You’re a fucking star” or "Lip Sync for Your Life". I do hope that if there is merchandise of this nature that there will be big sizes Ru.

This innovative program will leave some very big vacant stilettos in the time slot and I look forward to series 2. I wish to congratulate Bebe Zahara Benet,  thank all of the contestants, judges and all who made possible for some wickedly fierce TV. And last but never least RuPaul supermodel of the world I love you girlfriend.

Love & Peace Xanx

THE PRICE OF AN OPINION - March 16th

For those of us lucky enough to live in societies where we demand the right to have our say and the right to protest, the recent sentence handed down to Iraqi journalist Muntazer Al-Zaidi of 3 years in prison should disgust us all beyond belief.

In December last year Mr. Al-Zaidi threw his shoes at former President Bush as a protest to the war in Iraq. He also hurled insults at Bush calling him a dog and stating that the shoes where a farewell kiss from widows, orphans & those who had died in the conflict. I hasten to add that the shoes did not hit the intended target as he skillfully ducked out of the way.

Apparently Mr. Al-Zaidi could have been sentenced to up to 15 years in prison for his attempted protest against the war. Ironically Bush shrugged of the incident at the time and even joked about it later. The Iraqi government said his actions where shameful. The sentence seems more than harsh in the circumstances and certainly doesn’t fit the crime.

It reminded me of the incident in the U.K where Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott was egged by angry protester Craig Evans. The offending article did in fact hit Prescott and he punched Evans in the face where upon a fight ensued. The pair had to be separated as Prescott was led away with egg on his face literally.

The Crown prosecution Service in the U.K determined that no useful purpose would be served by prosecuting Evans and the matter was dropped. Whilst I in no way uphold any kind violence it really seems a sad conclusion to this situation. If this had been an American or British citizen I am convinced the outcome would have been a simple slap on the wrist or a fine.

More recently UK MP Peter Mandelson had green custard thrown into his face by Leila Deen in protest to a proposed new runway at London’s Heathrow airport. Deen walked away without arrest, detention or any kind of intervention although apparently Scotland Yard is looking in to the matter. Maybe she will get 10 years or even the gallows?

It seems that Mr. Al-Zaidi was charged with assault which is odd as no assault occurred even though one was attempted. His 25 strong defense team could not prevent the custodial outcome. Appeals are apparently in progress and it is alleged that the decision was political rather than judicial, and I wonder just who the Iraqi courts wanted impress.

In conclusion the price of an opinion is clearly 3 years currently but we live in hope of equality for all. Love and Peace Xan x

ROSIE O'DONNELL'S NEW MOVIE -AMERICA March 1st

America is an amazing movie that tackles the subjects surrounding the problems of the foster care system in the USA. Based on the book by E.R. Frank, Rosie O’Donnell has skillfully and sensitively portrayed the story of America Vega a 16 year old about to time out of the system.  

Although this is a dramatization it seems to be very true to life and is a serious depiction of the growing problem that needs to be addressed and improved upon urgently. We see flashbacks of this boy’s life who feels unloved, uncared for and as though he has no-one to rely on. The saddest thing about this movie is that it is happening every day to children trapped in this system.

Rosie also directed and starred in the movie and plays Dr. Maureen Brennan a Therapist in the facility where America lives, and helps him to get his life back on track. The casting is perfection and you really wouldn’t believe that this is Philip Johnson’s first acting gig. His depiction of America was truly amazing and he really owned the role. When he meets a girl he finds a glimmer of hope that someone might really care. She has her own problems but this does not prevent them from bonding.

Ruby Dee’s gave us her usual exemplary performance. You will remember her from such things as The Stand and The Golden Girls to name but a few. She has been an activist for years and marched for civil rights. As Mrs. Harper she shows America some love, something the boy was sadly short on.

O’Donnell a foster parent herself has adopted children and apparently was so moved by the book she wrote the screenplay to highlight the plight of the systems forgotten children. This is clearly a direct cry and a ringing bell to get people to look at the situation and I think people should take notice. Apparently a high percentage of children leaving the system either end up dead or in prison. These are America’s children that are being let down.

I found myself drawn to want to do something or at least try to make things a little better so I’m checking out http://www.nationalcasa.org/ to see what can be done. Check it out and see what you can do too.

It seems Michael Phelps has been criticized recently after a picture of him was published in the newspapers smoking pot. (Shock horror) Whilst I do not advocate the use of drugs I pose this question. Isn’t it time to leave the guy alone?

He’s 23 yrs old and I don’t know many people his age that don’t get drunk, smoke pot or something worse. Surely the moral majority need to think back to their youth and the things that they have experimented with. None of us are innocent and to wax biblical “let he who is without sin cast the first stone”. No pun intended.

As for him being a role model and I guess he is although he has never referred to himself in that way. Society deemed him to be such. For anyone let alone a 23 yr old this is a lot to live up to. The media builds these people up and can’t wait to rip them down. This a double recoup for them and let’s face it, its parasitical. Michael Phelps apologized publicly and even lost endorsements over this. He has also been suspended from the US swim team. Some would say this was just the first time he was caught. One thing that we all forget is that celebrities whether athletes, singers, actors or whomever are all human and fallible.

Once again the media have a responsibility in all of this. They hype people up to be superhuman and then beat them with a rolled up newspaper when they find out that there not. By no means do I condone Michaels actions but how long should he be criticized? How long should he be punished for making a mistake? With drugs being such a big problem in society as whole I guess this is partly why people are very critical. You don’t stop people from taking drugs by simply saying “Don’t do it!” Leading by example is another theory but isn’t a guarantee that people wont take drugs. We all make our own choices.

Inevitably people will let us down and make mistakes but surely a part of redemption is forgiveness. As a society have we become so celebrity obsessed that when they mess up we feel we have a right to ensure that they receive justice, but as we expect another chance then surely celebrities deserve this opportunity too.

Please vote on November 4th. Don't look just at what the candidates say that affects you. Take a holistic approach based upon the merits of their agenda and how it will affect all of us. I believe that Barack Obama is an instrument of change and that he can make America a better place. No candidate is perfect but some are better than others. Senator Obama has the drive to be a force for good not just for this great nation but also on the worlds political stage.

We have to take account of the standards we have seen and act upon them according to conscience. The proof of the pudding will be in the eating and we really owe it to ourselves to get out there and vote on the day.  No amount of name calling and mud slinging will ever truly effect those of us who are educated enough to see through it.  We want real change not empty unachievable half promises.

I challenge us all to make a difference on November 04 because we can. God bless America.

YES WE CAN. VOTE OBAMA.

R.I.P ESTELLE GETTY  July 22nd

Yesterday we waved a fond farewell to the amazing actress Estelle Getty. She was 84 years old and had been suffering from dementia. As a veteran actress she will probably be remembered most for her role of Sophia The Golden Girls. Her character really was a hoot, and had the ability to hold your attention and command a wide variety of emotions. The Golden Girls was an international success and she had several spin off series, playing the same role including The Golden Palace and Empty Nest.

Estelle  was in many other things including my personal favorites Mannequin, The Mask and Stop or my mom will shoot. She will be missed and I have to admit it made me sad to think that she had gone. She really was an inspiration and her work is still as funny today as when it was originally aired. Apparently The Golden Girls box set is now available and I think I will be treating myself to it in the not too distant future.

In a way I have to agree with Rue McClanahan when she said, "Don't be sad at her passing, She will always be with us in her crowning achievement as Sophia".

See ya Stelle xx

So yes I saw 2 movies in 2 weeks but don't go thinking I'm an avid movie goer. Firstly because not only do you have to get to the Theatre, stand on line (even if you are on the guest list), ignore the sickly buttery smell in the air, and that's before you get through the entrance and also you have to dress up or at least wear clothes anyway.

Well lets get to The Happening, or should I say The Odd Event. The plot was existent, but only if you kept your eyes open long enough in between blood, guts, gore and the attempts of Marky Mark Walberg to save the world, or at least the North Eastern continent of the U.S. This road trip gone mad attempts to utilize the excellence of the likes of Walberg, Jon Leguiziamo, and Zooey Deschanel, but the watery script fails them. If you blinked you would certainly miss Leguiziamo's brief but odd performance, in what one can only described as an odd movie.

Marky Mark plays Science teacher Elliot Moore in Philadelphia who takes on the world as all good Science teacher's do, aided by a crazy hot dog obsessed nursery owner, go figure. These Science detectives figure why what is happening is happening, with crazy hunches and scientific theories and stuff. Even by the end of this obscure 90 minute movie, I wasn't sure if I was watching a comedy or a good 'ol American horror movie. It was like Day of the triffids meets Soca on the road to Cairo, via New York, Boston and the boon docks.

I have to admit my friends and I did laugh all the way through in between shock and horror. The visual  and sound effects where excellent, although the shaky filming made me a little seasick.  Described as a paranoid thriller, but why I am unsure the film was not a total waste of time but I really think you need to check it out yourself to form a qualified opinion. The question that lingers for me is if Marky Mark is too old to wear such tight jeans?   Beware the hot dog man and Mrs.Jones!

Rather than waiting for the DVD of SEX to become available, last night, I actually saw the Movie. Although the reviews have been mixed pertaining to the exploits of Ms. Bradshaw and co I was sure I would enjoy their offering being a long standing fan of the series. Most TV. shows that end up on the big screen really lose the plot and become an extravaganza of cameos and craziness. This movie was a surprise from beginning to end. It was rather like a homecoming, or meeting up with girlfriends I hadn't seen for some time.

This emotional roller coaster had me crying, laughing, and crying again. The plot took the time to backtrack a little, to how we had left the girls at the end of the last series, and gave us insight into what had been occurring to date. The acting was amazing, and although these where characters that the actors where familiar with, they rose to the challenges of evidencing the maturing of these girls, now women, we know and love.

I don't want to give away too much of the plot, but it wasn't exactly what I was expecting. It was melancholic in the way it reminded you of your own life's conquests and achievements and growth alongside the timeline of these Manhattan gals! It really left you totally aware that your pals where ok, and gonna do fine, even in the face of adversity. It was a hopeful movie that left me feeling good, but wanting more. Though I doubt there will be another series, another movie would be nice, but I do admit my bias. Although my cameo was cut, I urge you to check it out soon.

Along with millions of others last night I watched the finale of American Idol. This Idol episode made living history in that Simon Cowell actually apologized for his over zealous comments the night before. It shows how wrong you can be as I was totally convinced that Archuletta had won and was totally home and dry. I guess lots of people thought this after the performances the night before but an amazing 12 Million more people voted for Cooke than Archuletta.

No doubt about it they are both amazing singers, and will have amazing careers. They are both different types of singers and have totally different styles. Talent will always shine through, but you can be the best singer in the world but if the style and content and quality aren't equal then something has to give. The David's where both equally deserving of the winners medal, and knew it, but the world voted, and thank God that the final decision was the publics, and not Cowell's.

Congratulations to David Cooke, but fear not we haven't seen the last of David Archuletta, he has already appeared on a TV ad for a well known games manufacturer. (No free ads on my site LOL) Ryan returns to producing "Keeping up with Kardashians" and selling Avon! Oh I forgot about E!, You gotta love Seacrest.

So please raise your hand now if you are as sick of the political circus as I am. Phew, well I'm glad to see its not just me. It is clearly become nauseas for all involved, let alone all who share the planet. I feel it such a shame that political debate always come down to a mud fight, and not a white collar debate as our apparent ascension in life would dictate. Next we will have Hillary's kindergarten teachers giving their opinions on life, the U.S. and everything. I mean come on, really who cares? My minister would have lots to say I'm sure.

How wonderful in 2008 we have both a female candidate and a black candidate, which certainly is indicative of America's willingness to change, move onward. I have to wonder however how many members of middle America will vote for either of these candidates for their policies rather than race or gender. When it comes down to the nitty gritty, I wonder how many of us vote based upon a concise study of the policies as a whole. I questioned myself on this and realized that I don't. Like most people I vote on my reaction to the policies that directly affect me and my life.

I am sure I am no different to any of you out there in the way I think, but we do need to think beyond that which affects us, or our particular section of society. The proof of the pudding will be in the eating as my mother used to say. There is one certainty and that is that someone has to win!

I am genuinely saddened by the news today that Mrs. Benazir Bhutto was assassinated in Pakistan. I am even more saddened by the fact that in the year 2007 people still kill one another over politics and religion. Why in our enlightened state, we cannot agree to disagree, or even celebrate our differences.

I actually cried when I heard the news. I pray that her death will not be in vain, and I pray for peaceful solutions to all political, religious and social indifference. As someone who as endured the pain of losing a parent, my thoughts are with her family at this time.

R.I.P Mrs. Bhutto, Long Live Democracy!

Perez Hilton ( MARIO LAVAROTOREA) is a celebrity blogger, with no discernable talent apart from bitching those with talent, for being human and fallible. He seems to be obsessed with both Lindsay Lohan, & Britney Spears, Enough already. Way to kick a girl when she is down. His obsession is ridiculous, and I question his sanity, as do most queens, who actually like Brit & Lindsay. We all want them to be given a break, while he twists the knife.

He nearly kacked his pants when Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham accosted him in the cafe he jokingly calls an office. As for offending the general public, we are now to be offended by his nastiness on TV too. His personal brand of whit has not been met with much affection. His propensity for outing celebrities in the closet will not win him any favor in Tinsel town. Just because he is comfortably queer, it is wrong for him to assume that others are too, and to bulldozer in regardless.

My momma told me we all get our just desserts. Lets just hope that someone is around to record you getting yours for prosperity Well at least Diane Warren loves you, and Paris of course. Lucky you.

Robin Williams has to be the most versatile male actor on the planet, ( AFTER ME OF COURSE) From Mork & Mindy, to Man of the year, and everything in between is all just so damn good. I recently saw Man of the year and really I laughed my tits off from start to finish.

It actually got me thinking about Mrs. Doubtfire ( BRACE YOURSELF EFFIE) and how well Robin is able to mould himself into any role he is given. I then began to wonder, what next, where could he go from here. What hasn't Robin Williams played before?

A Gay Guy I thought, nope, he played one in The Birdcage. Peter Pan, I thought, nope he played him in Hook, and the list went on and on, and on.

I finally gave up as there was nothing I could think of that he could play, that he hasn't played before. If anything springs to mind please drop me an e-mail. He certainly wins this months Xander Gibb award for hilarity (YES THERE IS ONE) for making me laugh till I cried. Keep up the good work Robin.

I have very few addictions nowadays, apart from food (OBVIOUSLY), and sex ( ONCE AGAIN OBVIOUSLY), and of course and Kathy Griffin. I have been on the phone several times to the Samaritans since the series ended, seems I am not alone. To top it all off I am chomping at the bit wondering if there will be another series of My life on the D list.

The self proclaimed D Lister, is the most honest and down to earth celebrity I have ever seen. In the last series, we saw stuff about her divorce, worries, fears, tears, and even losing her Father. How many other shows display this level of candor and honesty. She smacks of being very normal, but is amazingly intense and very talented.

Her stand up leaves me rolling on the floor. She is not afraid to say what she thinks and then some. I am glad she is Pals with Ms. Lohan now. Allegedly they shared a cob salad in a swanky Hollywood restaurant recently. I hear she also intends adopting Dakota Fanning. Bet Pom-Pom and Chance will be pleased!

I have e-mailed Miss Griffin on several occasions in the vain hope of getting a response of maybe "Suck it bitch" or maybe she could leave a naughty message on my MYSPACE page but nothing. Alas this is how life is for me be on the "Z" list, but a girl can dream cant she. I will however be petitioning Bravo, to ensure the return of her show next season!

The latest American craze seems to be Soccer, or Football as the Brits call it. To this end they have secured the services of none other than Mr. David Beckham, or should I say Mr. Posh Spice. The downside of Beck's arrival in the States is that he will be bringing along none other than Sicky Vicky, Ex, soon to be again Spice Girl, Victoria Addams-Beckham and the brood! L.A. has had quite a cool reaction and I wonder if they will be able to match the heights of popularity reached in the U.K.

L.A. already homes Ex and soon to be again Spicers, and my old Mukka, Melanie Brown AKA Scary Spice, and Geri Ginger Minger Halliwell! How much can one state handle. David is indeed very sexy and a world class football player to boot, but Vicky love, don't give up your day job. Oops, too late, you did until the Spice Girls tour again at the end of the year.

The Spice Girls allegedly earned a reported 10 Million pounds each from "The Spice Girls". This coupled with Victoria's earnings from her solo career, mounts up to a cool 10 Million pounds. I suppose her hubby has few quid though so she is not gonna starve.

Vicky has already become enamored with Hollywood's glitterati and as Perez Hilton has slagged her off a few times, she now has her head, well and truly ensconced up his ass, and vice versa. Always the way with Perez, (or Parasite as myself and Elizabitch call him) slags you off till you befriend him. He just wont leave me alone he is my stalker. We shall see what the future has in store for The Beck's in the U.S. but I really do wish them well.

"Boston Harbor, kick out those bloody Brits" "Ooh, I bet they missed Pork Pies, Fish & Chips, & Coronation Street

Apparently today is the day when Americans kicked British Ass!, and sent them packing back to England. This is indeed a fact that all Brits in the U.S. will be reminded of today, by rowdy drunken Americans. Quite right I am sure!

Maybe in a way it's a good thing that we don't forget what has gone before, because if nothing else we learn from the past, allegedly. I am so glad that Brits are close to there American cousins, and that we have moved on from those ass kicking days phew!!!!!!

Well enough already. Give a girl a break. The only thing we don't know is what color undies she has on and that's if she happens to be wearing any on the particular day in question, and whether or not she had prison sex, or had to bribe the guards for better quality loo roll!

Seriously, I like a bit of celebrity gossip, as much as the next guy (LOL) but please, how much do we need to know about this girl. What I found a source of hilarity however was the fact that Big P, was released from the Big house, because she was claustrophobic, I mean who wouldn't be in that kind of setting.

Maybe she and Martha Stewart should come up with a nice line in Prison Couture. Incarceration, Fashion for Felons!